i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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