I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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