My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
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