How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I have demons in me.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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