I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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