Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Randomize
