maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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