Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
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