I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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