How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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