It's like God shit irony all over that family
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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