Dual....:-)
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
