I feel like I'm in dance class right now
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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