if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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