forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
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