I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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