C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
my being single is dangerous.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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