Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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