everyone is single if you try hard enough
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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