Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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