Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
God, you're like boner-b-gone
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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