toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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