And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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