I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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