so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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