glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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