Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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