planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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