its not stalking. its research.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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