We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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