i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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