so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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