is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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