Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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