and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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