I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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