chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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