i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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