then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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