absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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