i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
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