Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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