Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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