i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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