i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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