Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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