can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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