It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Your penis caused this!
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