We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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