I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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