Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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