i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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