Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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